Old Noah he had an ostrich farm and fowls on the largest scale, He ate his egg with a ladle in a egg-cup big as a pail, And the soup he took was Elephant Soup and fish he took was Whale, But they all

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch

Unfunny uncles who insistin trying on a lady's hat,--oh, even if the joke falls flat,we share your slight transvestite twistin spite of our embarrassment.Costume and custom are complex.The headgear of

I Came to buy a smile today But just a single smile The smallest one upon your face Will suit me just as well The one that no one else would miss It shone so very small I'm pleading at the "counte

Hopping frog, hop here and be seen, I'll not pelt you with stick or stone: Your cap is laced and your coat is green; Good bye, we'll let each other alone. Plodding toad, plod here and be looked at, Yo

I never put my things away. I never dust my room. I never fix the things I break. I never use a broom. I never take the garbage out. I never buy the food. I never get embarrassed when a person sees me

I don't believe in taking excess risks,But a person can be excessively careful, too.A friend of mine checks every detail twice;He's the most meticulous man I ever knew.We went to the copy store the ot

Three old men on the golf course, (Each had trouble hearing well)Were playing a round on a breezy day,When one blew over and fell."Windy, isn't it?" said one of them,While helping the other to rise."N

While I went off to work one day,She decided to paint the wall.And when I came back home that night,She was curled into a ball.Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard,Her hair was very wet.From h

Roses are red nuts are brown Skirts go up pants go down Body to body; Skin to skin When its stiff stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet The longer its in, the stronger it gets It comes out drip

I went to the club late on Christmas Eve, There was a party like you wouldn't believe; The beer was flowin', the place was loud, A man could get lost just workin' the crowd; I was on my

Whosever room this is should be ashamed!His underwear is hanging on the lamp.His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.His workbook is wedged in th

There's a Polar BearIn our Frigidaire--He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.With his seat in the meatAnd his face in the fishAnd his big hairy pawsIn the buttery dish,He's nibbling the noodles,He's